1. |
Bad Crush
01:30
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I have a bad crush
a bad crush on you
Even when you catch my eye
you still make me want to die
I don't care how hot you may be
The thought of you still makes me crazy
I have a bad crush
a bad crush on you
I don't know why I still like you
I wish for something I could do
All my friends, they call me stupid
Fuck you crush, and fuck you cupid
I'll crush you
into glue
I have a bad crush
a bad crush on you
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2. |
Toy Guns
02:11
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Toy guns
toy guns
bang bang
toy guns
shoot shoot
toy guns
reload reload
Run around with my toy gun
I can’t live without my toy gun
bang bang
my little sweetie
semi automatic
Colt .45
shoot shoot
In my cowboy boots
Nobody mess with me and my toy guns
Its a ton of fun
in my backyard
Maybe one day i'll have a real one
Toy guns
bang bang
Run around with my toy gun
I can’t live without my toy gun
Hands up
My toy gun will shoot every last one
You’re a real brave ranger with a toy gun
Bullseye
Its a ton of fun
in the schoolyard with all my friends
Nobody mess with me and my toy gun
Toy guns
bang bang
toy guns
shoot shoot
I love my
toy guns
I'll shoot every last one
you
you
you & you
with my toy guns
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3. |
RRSP
01:15
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Retired at 23
I'm a twenty something retiree
Everything is peachy keen
No more labour for me
I'm a twenty something retiree
Banking in on my RRSPs
Bought an rv
Drove cross country
Binge drinking and the CBC
I'm a twenty something retiree
No work for me
No money for me
I’m free
I’m free
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4. |
Dead Man's Pool
02:05
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Racing to the pool
Last one in is a rotten egg
I make you drool?
Hope that's blood dripping down my leg
I didn't ask you if I look nice
Two piece swimsuit hides my knife
Shut your mouth or you'll think twice
Objectifiers pay the price
Dead man's pool
Dead man's pool
Shark week came at dead man's pool
Dead man's pool
Dead man's pool
I stab you with my stabbing tool
Racing to the pool
Gosh, I'm glad I'm wearing red
I make you drool
Am I still cute even when you're dead?
I didn't ask you if I look nice
You spoke your words and rolled the dice
Pool admission is your life
Objectifiers pay the price
Dead man's pool
Dead man's pool
Shark week came at dead man's pool
Dead man's pool
Dead man's pool
I stab you with my stabbing tool
I didn’t ask for your peer review
I stab inside you like a corkscrew
I make you drool, I make you beg
That's not blood dripping down MY leg
I hear you groan, I hear you scream
Mixing iron with chlorine
Gosh, your blood really keeps me cool
spilling out in dead man's pool
Dead man's pool
Dead man's pool
Shark week came at dead man's pool
Dead man's pool
Dead man's pool
I stab you with my stabbing tool
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5. |
Average Joe
02:26
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Average Joe
a real sly guy
a real cool dude
He drives a car
Cracks a joke
then takes a puff
of his cigarette
He goes out to the bars
He’s got a bong
He will treat you wrong
you know him
he’s that guy you wanna blow
I think I love you
But I know I shouldn’t
I’m so sad
I’m so alone
I'm so alone
I'm so alone
and he knows that
but he doesn’t care
He doesn’t wanna get back to you
he doesn’t wanna say hello
he fucks you then he leaves
tells me that I shouldn’t grieve
I don’t wanna hear it
I don’t wanna hear it
not any of it
not any of it
I’m not a toy
you damn boy
I’m not a toy
you damn boy
I’d rather fuck myself
instead of average joe
I don’t care what you want
I don’t care what you need
you can’t have a piece
I’m not gonna feed
Fuck you average joes
all those average joes
Oh my woes
joe can blow
he would suck on your toes
I don’t wanna hear it
not any of it
not any of it
I’m not a toy
you damn boy
I’m not a toy you damn boy
Give me a break
you stupid boys
what a shame
you treat women with such disrespect
you cheaters
you beaters
you master manipulators
grow the fuck up
Don't fucking touch me
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6. |
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Dump your cheater boyfriend
Dump your cheater boyfriend
they’ll tell you all you wanna hear
Dump your cheater boyfriend
Dump your cheater boyfriend
but its clear its being alone you fear
Dump your cheater boyfriend
Dump your cheater boyfriend
they’ll tell you all you wanna hear
Dump your cheater boyfriend
Dump your cheater boyfriend
Dump that cheating ass boyfriend
But it's her who’s dirty
it's all her fault
let's just play the blame game
As if he didn’t have the balls
to just fucking say no
Dump your cheater boyfriend
Dump your cheater boyfriend
they’ll tell you all you wanna hear
Dump your cheater boyfriend
Dump your cheater boyfriend
but its clear its being alone you fear
Dump your cheater boyfriend
Dump your cheater boyfriend
they’ll tell you all you wanna hear
Dump your cheater boyfriend
Dump your cheater boyfriend
Dump that cheating ass boyfriend
Don’t brush it off
he knows what he did
He’ll never say it to your face
because he’s not even damn sorry
What a shame you’re so naive
you’ll buy all he sells
Like a shitty sham wow
he won’t even soak up your tears
But it's everyone else’s fault
Why do we make so many excuses
for the men who just don’t give a shit?
Wrap your damn dick up
don’t make it my problem
Wrap your damn dick up
don’t make it my problem
Wrap your damn dick up
don’t make it my problem
Dump you cheating lying ass boyfriend
Just dump him already
Just dump him already
Just dump him already
Wrap your dick up
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